(The scene changes to a little pub along one of the strips in town.  The inside is semi-authentic, with wooden paneling, nice tables varnished to the point of gleam, and several Irish posters showing the feelings of the old days.  Several waiters and waitresses are working the for tips around each and every table while an older man with a mustache is selling drinks behind the bar.  A few people are already sitting at the seats as Mini comes into the place.  Seeing a seat near the window, she places herself down there, opens up her book bag and takes out a little bit of her homework)

Mini: (as she gets her work together) You know, maybe I need to bring a watch to this place.  To tell mom how late she is when she arrives.

(Mini starts doing a little bit of her homework...the scene time lapses to about an hour later...the sky had nearly become dark as Mini is pushing her pen on top of some of her work.  By her side is a glass empty outside of a few ice cubes)

Waiter: (walks right by) Would you like anything more to drink miss?

Mini: (her head in the notes) Yeah, um, another glass of water, please?

Waiter: Are you sure you don't want something to eat?  You look famished.

Mini: No, I'm waiting for someone.  Don't want to rush ahead or anything.

Waiter: All right. (takes the glass)  But I just hope you remember why you are here.

Mini: (to herself) I know why I'm here...(starts looking at the clock) But I know I probably won't be for much longer.

(Mini returns to the work....another time lapse occurs...this time, the sky is completely dark and a full moon seems to be on the rise.  Mini's glass is empty again as she is looking over the last of her homework assignments.  The other side of the table is still empty)

Mini: (enthusiastically) Yes, finished!  I knew I would be done before she showed up...even if it did take me two hours to get my homework done.  (voice starts turning downwards) I wonder if she's OK?  I wonder if she even remembered that we were doing this?

(Mini starts getting her books together as she finished up her work just as the waiter that got her water earlier comes by once again.  This time, he is holding a piece of paper in his hand)

Waiter: (walking by with a piece of paper in his hand) I assume you are Miss Stevens, correct?

Mini: Somedays I wonder, but yeah.

Waiter: You just got a call from your mother.  She said that she had too much work to do tonight and she wants to postpone dinner until a future date.

Mini: (starting to feel aggrevated) Is she still on the line?

Waiter: She just wanted us to tell you the message, Miss Stevens.  We asked if she wanted to speak with you and she told us that it wouldn't be necessary.

Mini: (picking up her books, with a kind but slightly agitated voice) Thanks for the water, sir.  I left a little tip on the table even though I didn't get anything else.

Waiter: (as Mini leaves the table and heads out of the pub) Please come again...maybe when your mom is ready to come here.

(With a bit of aggrevation, Mini walks right out of the pub and on to the sidewalk near the street. A sense of anger and defeat is on her face as she briskly walks across the street in another direction.  The sky is dark and the lights in the area seem to illuminate her face as the moon shines as it rises)

Mini: (aggrevated) Of course she didn't want to talk to me...her so-called work probably meant she was sleeping with another guy tonight!  Like I care about what she does...but with all the crap I went through at school today, she could at least have come to ease the pain a little bit just like a mother is supposed to do.  But she's not even good at doing that!

(For a moment, Mini stops where she is walking as she realizes that she's just walking right back towards Chuck Jones High.  She contemplates what she's doing for a few seconds)

Mini: Do I really want to head back towards there tonight?  (turns around) Maybe a little stroll through the park would be easier on me...

(The scene changes again, this time to a paved walkway in the middle of the park.  On one side of the area, we see a beautiful green meadow with several trees here and there that make it appear better.  On the other side, a whole forest of trees seem to be springing up in a more untouched area.  The path has one or two lights along it to keep hikers along it.  Mini stays along the path, still storming down it angry with her mom, her school, and her life in general)

Mini: (to herself) This has been one of the worst days of my pathetic life!  I was embarrased several times over at school by the likes of Lonnie and Monty and Ned, the teachers are as stupid as ever, I'm nearly losing my sanity through just going there, and now my mom cancels a dinner date just like that!  What next?

(As she shuts up from the last comment, a strange sound emerges from somewhere in the woods.  It sounds like the howling of a canine creature and in the direction of the meadow.  The sound hits Mini's petite ears without any warning...but it doesn't do too much for her)

Mini: (upset) Great, just great!  Now not only does school suck, my family sucks, my town sucks and my life sucks, but now there's a wolf running around in the park too!  Well, maybe if I go up to at least prove there is one here, I can maybe call the police, who can call the animal control board, and get rid of it!  That will definately make my night!

(Angry, but with a little bit of fear running through her, Mini steps away from the sidewalk and the light and into the grove-like park where the grass and the trees grow.  As she walks further and further in, she hears the howling of the wolf become louder and louder.  Suddenly, without alarm, Mini just jumped up in the air as the energy she had zapped away into new fears)

Mini: (to herself) Maybe I should just let the wolf keep doing his thing.  Its not like I should be the one that takes care of that dumb thing...in the dark...in the middle of the park....

Voice: (making a scary "Friday the 13th"-like sound) Chi chi chi chi.....Ha ha ha ha.....

Mini: (becoming more and more scared) Where there's a homicidal maniac running around on the loose!

(Without thinking at all, Mini starts running as fast as she can away from the weird new noises that she's hearing in the park!  Without noticing it, the thin yellow haired girl dropped her bookbag in the middle of this grove near a tree with plenty of leaves growing on the top.  As the scene moves in on the tree, we see three pidgeons roosting on one of the branches.  One of the pidgeons, a squat purple one, is making the weird "Friday the 13th" noises that Mini had just heard a moment before.  A taller blue one and a gray one between the two watch as he keeps going with it)

Purple Pidgeon: (making the eerie sounds) Chi chi chi chi.....Ha ha ha ha.....

Gray Pidgeon: (New York accent) See Bobby, I told you this would be fun to pull!

Bobby: (Robert DeNiro parody voice) Coo, this is probably the most fun that I've had in a long time in this place.

Purple Pidgeon: (Joe Pesci parody voice) Yeah, but why do I have to do the dumb sounds?  I thought Squit was going to do the sounds.

Squit: Because you're the one with the scariest voice, Pesto.  The ladies run whenever they hear you talking.

Pesto: (becomes angry) THAT'S IT!!!

(Without alarm, the purple pidgeon starts fighting the gray pidgeon, creating a huge cloud surrounding the two as wings and beaks get rough and tumbled.  Bobby stands there and laughs as the two of them go at it)

Bobby: Heck, who needs scaring humans..this gets me every time!

(Leaving behind the pidgeons on the branch, the scene returns to Mini still running away from what she just heard.  Her heart is racing and her mind is trying to think beyond her flight)

Mini: (to herself) Where the heck am I going!?  Why am I going further into this place?  I need to get out of here as soon as possible!  I need to get home!  I need to...

(But before she could finish her thought, another, much louder howl resonated through her ears.  At the sound of this canine sound, Mini stopped where she was going, realizing why she was really here.  But she didn't have any more time to think or react to anything...for right in front of her was the shadowy silhouette of the creature that caused all the howling noises!  Mini's eyes widen from her generic gave to something much..."cuter".  As the scene cuts back, the wolf-creature is seen in better view.  He is a large beast with long flowing hair with two ears on top of it, a long muzzle with a petite nose at the end, a build that seems like an athletic male teen (though much more athletic than the average one), humanoid seeming hands with huge claws, a pair of wolf-like feet also with claws and a long, bushy wolf-like tail.  The wolf's head is arced up towards the moon, howling with his eyes closed a long, somewhat mournful howl that a normal wolf would usually do.  As the last howl ends, the humanoid wolf jumps high into the air and dissapeared completely out of sight.  As the wolf vanished, Mini continued to stare at the now-empty open space with her eyes in awe and her body completely motionless from the moment she saw it.  She's so amazed by it that she even forgets to speak for a minute!)

Mini: (in a dream-like state) I...I need to find out who the heck that gorgeous hunk of beast is!  He has to be the greatest, most amazing thing I've ever seen in my entire li...(snaps out of it, returns to her normal state) WHAT THE HECK AM I SAYING!?!?!?

(Seeing all the crap that had just happened while she was dazed out, Mini slapped herself on the face to get herself a bit more vibrant.  She ends up remaining standing as she starts thinking of what to do)

Mini: (to herself in her normal voice) Great, one moment I'm complaining about my life, the next some furry thing comes along and I start turning all gooshy?  I don't even get that way with any of the guys at school!  Why in the world should I notice some monster!? (voice turns dreamy) Because he's such a handsome creature that I want to date, that's why.  I've never seen anyone like him in my life, I must find out who he is! (voice turns normal again) Oh great, there I go again!

(Mini starts putting her hands on her head, scratching her dirty blond hair as she ponders what's going on)

Mini: (to herself, in normal voice) I have to focus...I am not some flirtatious girl.  I am a normal, serious human being!  (dreamy voice) But what's wrong with being flirtatious?  You have to flaunt it sometimes...(normal voice) But I don't want to flaunt it!  I don't even have anything to flaunt!  (dreamy voice) So find something!  That beast-man won't like you as you are.  (normal voice) I don't want that beast-man to even notice me!  I don't even want to remember that thing!  (dreamy voice) You remember all of your studies easily...that thing will be just as simple.  (normal voice) But I want to block him out!  I rather just go home tonight and forget this ever happen!  (dreamy voice) Maybe I want to remember him!  The two of us could meet, fall in love, and...(normal voice) I DON'T NEED THAT!  I DON'T NEED ANY OF WHAT YOU SUGGEST!!  I AM GOING TO TAKE DOWN MY HANDS, PUT THEM ON MY SIDE AND...

(Mini starts putting her hands down, but she notices something strange about them.  Her hands seem normal, but her fingers suddenly seemed a bit "longer" than they should, with her fingernails starting to grow alongside.  A little bit of "white hair" is starting to emerge as well as we see her arms)

Mini: (out loud) No...no...what's going on!

(Mini's breathing begins to grow heavier and heavier, as if her entire body was going through an intense pain unlike any she's ever had before.)

Mini: (trying to speak) WHY....IS...THIS....HAPPENING.....I....JUST....WANT.....TO......BE......NORMAL!!!!!  I....I.....

(But the pain was too much...within an instant, Mini seems faint in the head, making her suddenly close her eyes and collapses on the ground, unaware that even as she falls, the changes are still coming...fade to black)

(As the scene opens up again, we see a closed eye..somewhat unfamiliar to us, but like we've seen it before.  The eye has longer lashes and a white coating in its closed state...as the shot remains, the eye slowly opens up, revealing a beautiful blue pool with a black dot in the middle.  The shot zooms away from the eye, and whom it belongs to, towards the dark, star-filled sky in the middle of the park.  The moon is still shining as brightly as it had when the last scene ended...but as the voice to the new being starts to speak, it sounds like a similar, dreamy voice to the one we heard come from Mini a couple minutes earlier)

"Mini": (drowsily) Uugh...what happened?  Where am I?  Wherever I am, it sure is beautiful tonight.  (the shot slowly moves downwards towards the park, approximately where Mini was staring at the end of the last sequence)  Looks rather nice and peaceful here tonight.  Like a night made for me and that thing...

(With a sudden realization, the new being jumps up on its feet, as seen in this shot as the camera rising up to a higher position...several inches further off the ground than a perspective shot by Mini)

"Mini": (excited) Oh my god, my gorgeous beast-man!  He's here, isn't he?  (the camera pans around for a few seconds as she looks) Where are you?  I'm finally here for you to take in your arms!  (But as she looks around, she doesn't see anything.  Just more of the trees and grass and whatever else was in the park)  Ah, dang, he's not here anymore!  And I have no clue where he is.  Maybe he should have left a phone number or an address...we could have had so much fun!  (voice turns a bit calmer) But maybe I could still have a little fun tonight.  I could take this town by storm!  No one would ever know what hit them!

(With great excitement, "Mini" starts running back along the path the normal Mini had taken when she arrived in the park.  The pace seems a lot faster than it did with the original, as if this new Mini was more built for running.  Quickly, she returns to the path that Mini was on earlier)

"Mini": I think this is the way back to town.  I'm not too sure, but something tells me that it would be great to go this way.  Though...was it just me or did I feel the grass on my feet?  I swore I was wearing shoes, but I guess I'm not!

(With her new quickness and gracefulness, "Mini" starts walking down the park path back towards town.  As she starts getting closer to the city lights, she starts thinking to herself once again)

"Mini": (to herself) Maybe I can ask someone where I can meet some cute guys somewhere.  If I can't find that cutie from the park, I might as well go out with someone tonight.

(As she continues her journey through the park, we see a bearded, drunken man laying face up on a bench along the path on the park side.  As he sees "Mini" pass by, he starts talking to her)

Drunk Man: (uncomprehensible) Hey there Missy...you're looking pretty nice today aren't you?

"Mini": (confused) Well I don't think there's anything wrong with me today.  I just met this nice guy and I've been feeling on top of the world since then!

Drunk Man: (uncomprehensible) So, do you think that maybe the two of us could get together sometime?  You know, you...me...

"Mini": I don't really think you're my type, but thanks for asking!  Maybe some other time...

(As Mini starts walking away, the drunk man continues to lay on the bench, staring at the stars in the sky and contemplating what could have been)

Drunk Man: (uncomprehensible) Its nice to see such cute females in this town...but there's probably something about her I can't put my finger on....oh well! (without thought, he returns to a brown paper bag filled with his drink)

("Mini" continues down the path through the park, trying to make her way towards town)

"Mini": (to herself) I can't believe that bum tried to hit on me.  He must be so desperate for love that he'll go for anything with two legs!

(As she continues on the path, she sees a man walking a rather large dog nearby.  As she gets closer to them, the dog senses something about her and starts barking, pulling the man towards "Mini".  When the dog reaches her, it starts sniffing her out, trying to figure out who or what she is.  The Dog Walker seems shocked as he is staring at her while his dog continues with his business)

Dog Walker: (scared) Um...Wilson...come on Wilson...are you really sure you want to sniff her for so long?

(He starts tugging at the dog's leash, but Wilson continues to sniff around "Mini", checking out each and every angle)

"Mini": (feeling strange) Your dog must really like me, Mister.  I don't have any pets at home, but I guess there's something about me that attracts them.

Dog Walker: (scared) There's something about you all right...

(As he starts trying to walk away, "Mini" continues on her path.  The dog tries to follow her, but the walker starts trying to tug on his leash, showing it who's the master and who should stay away from her)

Dog Walker: (yelling as "Mini" leaves) Heel!  Heel!  I don't want you to sniff that thing again, understood!?

"Mini": (to herself) Guess that dog must sense my friendly nature...too bad his master just didn't see the same thing about me.  Then again, animals usually are a lot nicer to be around than humans.  Like that cute beast man..(starts gushing with emotion again) How I really want to meet him and...(calms down) but I don't even know where he is.  But I guess I can figure that out another day.

(Continuing to skip around the path, "Mini" finally emerges at an open, park area that stretches out towards the street and back into town.  This is the entrance/exit to the park that she went through when she arrived.  But now, it is filled with several skateboarders, each one rolling around on the benches, trying to practice their latest tricks for their own pleasure.)

"Mini": (to herself) Back to civilization!  The sights, the sounds...the testosterone!  Where should I start?

(As the "girl" looks around the area, one or two of the skateboarders stop in their tracks and start staring at her.  One of them starts whispering to himself something, maybe about skateboarding but more likely about this new person in their area.  As "Mini" starts making her way towards the street, one of them stops in her way.  He is a guy with shoulder-length green hair, wearing an obscene T-shirt, a nose ring and some metal beads around his neck alongside his own blue jeans.  His skateboard is right in one of his arms, having picked it up when he started approaching "Mini")

Skateboarder: (gruff voice) Um...I haven't seen someone as sexy like you around these parts before.

"Mini": (clueless) Well sexy is in the eye of the beholder.  I probably consider myself more plain-jane, but I guess someone has to find me attractive.

Skateboarder: (laughing) Where are you from, under a rock?  If I've ever seen a girl like you before now, I would have done her in a heartbeat!  You may not realize this, but I have a long record of girls that I've done and virgins I've deflowered.  You would probably be a whole new experience!

"Mini": (starting to follow along) Are you trying to make me your latest conquest, big boy?  Do you really think I'm gonna be as tough as you think I am?  Maybe there's more to me than you think.

Skateboarder: (slightly scared, but still coming on) That's what I love about you...lets go have some fun...

(With one little quick move, the skateboarder takes his free hand and slaps "Mini" on the butt.  But while this is a common gesture for him, it leads to a strange reaction from the poor girl!  In an instant, she screams and spins around in order to get away from him by heading towards the park!  But as she turns around, she hears this huge thud smash right into him, knocking him down towards the concrete below!  Within an instant of hearing him fall, she runs away from the scene and from the park as several of the other skateboarders come to his aid)

Skater #1: (shocked) Oh my god, did you see what she just did to Mitch!?

Skater #2: (shocked) That weird girl just smashed him down on the ground like it was nothing!

Female Skater: Well that's what he gets for trying to hit on someone that can hit back!

(But "Mini" hears none of this...she keeps running away from the park and into town.  As she runs, several people in the background stare at her...causing more uneasiness for the viewer and for the poor girl.  Eventually, she hears the screech of an old woman coming down the opposite direction that she is heading in.  The woman looks very douty with a small black hat and a walking cane, much more scared than any person in this area!)

Old Woman: (screaming) AAAAAAAGH!  GET AWAY FROM ME YOU DISGUSTING MONSTER!!!

"Mini": (scared) Monster?  Where?

Old Woman: (screaming) THE MONSTER SPEAKS!?!  CALL IN THE POLICE, CALL THE RESERVES, CALL RONALD REGAN!!!

(The old woman starts hitting "Mini" with her cane, causing her to run away as quickly as possible.  As she runs off, the woman keeps yelling "Monster, Monster!" over and over to try and get some attention. "Mini" starts running across various store fronts, one of which is a store with a mirror in the window)

"Mini": (upset, talking out loud) I CAN'T BELIVE THAT WOMAN!  DOES SHE EVEN (comes by a mirror) Know...what...a...mon...ster...looks...like.....

(Staring at the mirror, "Mini", and the audience, finally sees what she finally looks like.  She is a tall humanoid creature, but looks more like a mammalian creature, perhaps of the mustelid family, than a human.  Her entire body is completely covered with white fur opposed to the tan of a human body.  Her face has extended slightly to that of a cute muzzle with a pink nose dotting the end of it and two huge beautiful blue eyes staring right out at her. The top of her head is covered with beautiful golden blonde hair that flows downwards all the way towards the middle of her back.  Two little ears have popped up on top of this hair to complete her head.  Her body has gained as well in several ways: for starters, she has become several inches, if not a foot taller than she was in her normal form.  Meanwhile, what was once thin and dimensionless has become filled with muscle, about the level of a fitness model or a lightweight female body-builder, complete with defined calves and thighs, emergent abs and the prescence of biceps and triceps on her arms.  The new build has completely shredded up her blue couderoies, with the seams totally allowing her new leg muscles to flow around her pants.  Similarly, the development of her arms and shoulders have practically removed all traces of her white dress shirt from her body!  But even more impressive on top is a great expansion of "Mini's" bust, which has gone from non-existance to at least an DD or E cup, which are as round and firm as they are big!  The new breasts, as well as possible back development, had bursted several of the buttons on her shirt, revealing an immense amount of cleavage as well as some of a sports bra that she was wearing in her human form.  Her hands and feet both reveal large digits and claws, with her hands seeming more human even with their white fur and her feet more like the creature she's become, becoming so large that she was no longer wearing her shoes!  And finally, all of this is complimented with a long, golden tail that's as shiny, long and beautiful as the hair on her body!  Staring at this strange creature in the mirror, "Mini" is completely shocked over what she is seeing...but also slightly intrigued....)

"Mini": (staring at herself, shocked) What the heck's happened to me!?  (stares at her "claws") Where did these come from?  (puts her hands through her hair) And this?  (puts one of her hands around one of her arms..but the shock seems to be fading away...) Or...this....(moves both of her arms towards her large chest..as her expression slowly becomes pleasingly curious) Or...these....

(What was once shock has become complete and total glee for the former "Mini"...her eyes completely open up with discovery as to the meaning behind this transformation)

Mini: (excited) This is a sign, I knew it!  That thing in the park was destined to be mine, so somehow I changed in order to be perfect for him!  This has to be the greatest moment of my life!  I am no longer the waifish, nerdy girl that no one notices!  I have become a furry goddess!

(With utter glee and giggling with delight, the furry girl starts doing some poses in the mirror as she stares at herself.  Showing off her new physique, her enlarged bust and even her large, cute tail, Mini does a couple provocative movements to show off every advantage she now has.  As she starts moving, the two male "European kids" appear from out of nowhere, pulling out a camera to take every angle that they can!)

Older "European" Male : (encouraging) Oh, baby, work it, work it good!

Younger "European" Male: (encouraging) Come on, show us some muscle!

(With that, "Mini" tears off the pant legs and some of her shirt, giving her body space to breathe and flex.  As her shirt reveals even more clevage under the sports bra, she starts cupping her breasts as if she is a model in certain kinds of magazines)

Younger "European" Male: All right, keep going!  This is perfect!

Older "European" Male: They're gonna love this stuff in Amsterdam!

(But from out of nowhere, the female "European" appears, tapping her foot loudly right near where her brothers are taking "Mini"'s picture.  The duo stop making pictures and stare at her as she seems offended)

Female "European": Are you two finished yet?

European Males: (trudging off with sister) Grumble grumble, we never get to have any fun....

Female "European": (as she leaves) My advice: put some clothes on that fit next time! (twinkles her eye cutely and dissapears)

"Mini": (to herself) What did I ever do to get on her nerves?  Its not my fault I'm like this.

(As she prepares to do another pose, she hears a voice from right behind her)

Voice: (deep, meanacing) All right, missie, hands up and keep the tail as close to you as possible!

(Turning around, "Mini" sees two policemen, a black officer with handcuffs and a skinny white guy, both with a pistol in their holster.  The two of them seem very displeased by her appearance in this town)

"Mini": (trying to act cute) Good evening, officers?  How can I help you.

Black Officer: (holding up a badge) We have heard several reports tonight of a monster running amuck, first running through Tashlin Park, then making her way towards the center of town.  (to his partner) Check for any zippers, buttons, or such on the furry part of her body.  Let no part go unfelt.

(With his partner's instructions, the white officer starts, er, feeling up the beast girl.  "Mini" feels all confused over this manner)

"Mini": (slightly disturbed) Um, and what does this have to do with your job?

Black Officer: (seriously) An old woman approached us about a monster running amuck on the streets.  You, miss, are the strangest thing we've seen all night.

"Mini": (sarcastically) Well that is the worst compliment I've heard all night.  (For a moment, she feels the white officer touching her butt, patting her to make sure its real) (to audience) Do you think I should punch him now or wait until Det. Sipowicz here is finished mishandling the goods?

White Officer: (moving upwards) Well so far, nothing.  No zippers, no buttons, no seams.  (moves up towards her bust) She feels completely and totally real!

(Taking the current fondeling as the last straw, "Mini" slugs the white officer with one of her fists, allowing a few claws to get in a bit of scratching as well, but not deep enough to draw out blood!)

"Mini": (staring at the knocked out cop) I warned him...I don't let anyone touch these babies but me...well unless they're approved.

(Watching his partner fall to the ground, the black officer immediately takes out the gun in his holster, putting the handcuffs away as a precautionary measure.  Mini turns to see the other cop, who is now slightly trembling as the "monster" approaches him)

Black Officer: (stuttering) You...you...you do know that..that...assaul...assaulting a police officer is...is...a crime in itself!  Now..now turn yourself...yourself in before I'll have to fire!

"Mini": (putting one of her hands over the muzzle of the gun) Do you realize how many poor small, defenseless animals are killed due to ballistics?  Do you really want to hurt cute little old me with one of these things?

Black Officer: (scared) I warned you...you...you're gonna get it!

(The head officer pulls the trigger expecting to put a slug in the creature...but nothing fires out.  He pulls the trigger several more times expecting something...but still nothing happens.  "Mini", slightly bored with this turn of events, removes her hand from the muzzle, revealing that it has been bent down to the point that nothing can fire out of it!)

"Mini": (cutely) So...have we learned something today?  I sure hope so...

(As she finishes up, she spins around as she did against the skateboarder, but by doing it on purpose instead of by accident, she really lets the other officer have it!  With both of them knocked out, "Mini does the logical thing to prevent anyone from persuing her: she takes out both sets of cuffs, using one pair to put the two cops together, and the other to put them right next to a nearby street lamp!  After she is done, she gives both cops a sweet little peck on the forehead)

"Mini": (cutely) You've been sweet and all in trying to turn me in, but I don't want this night to be brought down by the law.  Maybe some time we could share a doughnut...if any of us aren't on a diet.

(With that last charm, the beast girl skips away from the scene, leaving the two poor cops confused over what to do now)

White Officer: So...should we report this in to HQ?  Or to that old lady?

Black Officer: I say we keep this to ourselves and hope she never returns.  Who would believe that we were both beaten up by "The Sensational She-Beast"?

(Finally out of the eye of most of the public, "Mini" continues journeying away from the center of town and towards another section!  She is running along, feeling as free as ever without most of her clothing confining her measurements and without the fear that she is something horrible)

"Mini": (excited) I can't believe all of this!  I'm strong, beautiful, irresistable, I even look good in a fur coat!  Who wants to be Mini with a different mind when you could be Mini with a different, well, everything!  I've never felt better in all my life...and soon this town will never be the same once I'm through with it!  YAAAAAAHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

(With one giant jump of jubilation, the beautiful creature hops into the air, silhouetting the moon right in front of her.  As this scene appears, the screen stops where it is and blacks out once again...)

(As the scene fades in again, we once again see a closed eye...but this time it looks more like the pail-tan color of a human than the white color of the creature.  Drowsily, the eye opens up, revealing a blue eye, but one that isn't as magnificently sapphire like "her".  A voice emerges, one that sounds like the Mini we heard prior to the creature)

Mini: (drowsily) Uhhh...where am I?  What happened?  It feels like I've been out forever.  Am I still in the park?

(The camera spins around for a bit..and reveals that this isn't the park.  Instead, she is on some open field right across from some housing development elsewhere in town.  Shocked, Mini sits up to see where she is!  As we see her, we see she isn't wearing any pants and most of her shirt is torn up, revealing just a sports bra under a good chunk of it.  Other than that, she looks just like the small, dirty blonde haired, dimensionless girl we came to know already!  But as she sits up, we see a shocked expression on her face)

Mini: (narration) My name is Mini Stevens...age fifteen.  And as of right now, my normal life as I knew it is completely....over.

(Fade to black)

Main Cast:

Mini Stevens: A seemingly normal smart girl
Miss Flamile: Future Furher of Chuck Jones High
William ("Billy") Booth Payne: Froinlaven!
Francis "Pip" Pumphandle: Bueller?  Bueller?
Granny: She'll probably be the closest we'll use to a "Golden Age" character in this series...for now
Elmyra Duff: Currently banned from 9 out of the 10 pet shops in the area
"Montana" Maximillion Freling: Proof that money can't buy you brains...or a better personality
Merry Melody: The only normal one in this series...that's why she's Mini's friend
Lonnie Landis: Weirdo that needs to get his nose out of the manga and into a textbook
"The Male Creature": Who he is really?  That would be telling, Number 6!
"The Female Creature": Yeah, its probably obvious who she is...but wait, there's more!
The Brain: Lab mouse who will take over the world...if Flamile doesn't do it first
Pinky: Narf, Zort, Poit, Egad!
and...
The "Three European Children": Most likely to be found in a Burbank Water Tower

Guest Stars (AKA - We like them a lot, but don't known when they'll show up again):

"The Guard": Don't expect him to say much...well outside "Duh..."
Gogo Dodo: Official alarm clock of crazy schools
Mr. Skullhead: Proof that when you die, you end up wearing a suit, hat and bowtie
Grovely: Makes minimun wage, yet lives in luxury...he's really making it
Bobby, Squit, & Pesto: They almost got a cameo in "Gangs of New York", but Scorscese wanted more realism in his city fowl

Also Starring (AKA - Don't hold your breath for nearly all of these, but some may just return some millenium...):
June Stevens: Loser of 19 straight "Mother of the Year" Awards
Greenbaum: Some girl that probably won't appear...unless we need a gum chewer
Mysterios Black-Pigtail Girl: Nothing to see here, move along
Ned Nervend: The last guy you'll find working in an antique shop
"Ten Gallon Hat Boy": Another scene filler...and probably friends with Monty in some way I don't know
Waiter: Be sure to tip him as you're leaving the file
"The Drunk": If you see him on the street, give him a Smirnoff from me
The Dog Walker & his Dog: And remember, help control the pet population...wait who am I, Bob Barker?
Mitch: Thrown out of the X-Games for looking too freakish to Tony Hawk
The Skateboarders: If any of them took on the creature, they probably would get more of a credit here
The Old Woman: One word: qualudes
The Police Officers: Well at least they weren't Irish, or else we'd have a ton of lawsuits!

Director: Weed Menlo
Associate Director: Some Guy that Wished He Was the Main Director
Associates to the Associates to the Associate Director (AKA: the coffee boys): StrangeAtaru and KidKomix

Producer: Max Bialystock

Editors: The Prestigious creators of Microsoft Word & Microsoft Works, whom as we all know isn't Bill Gates, but he takes the credit for everything they do anyway so there, he's in the credits.

Written By: StrangeAtaru and KidKomix (you try to guess which scene is which)

Special Effects & CGI: Your imagination
Guy in charge of any explosions in this series: Crazy Harry

Hair: The Cowsills
Guy Without Hair: Telly Savales
A Wild Hare: Bugs Bunny's first official cartoon

Makeup: Tammy Faye Bakker

Sound: If you can here this, you have too much of an active imagination

Music: composed by Billie Jo Armstrong and the fine fellas of Green Day
BTW: The whole "American Idiot" concept...I think that was about Ralph

Catering: Sam 'n Ella's Coffee Shop (Don't forget to tip the deliverymen)

THE THANK YOU PART OF THE CREDITS:
-The "usual sources": Avery, Jones, Freiling, McKimson, Clampett, lets not forget Tish-Tash and Davis
-To the geniuses of WB Animation in the 1990s, who showed us how crazy, brilliant cartoons can be made in this modern era...before they threw it all away and gave us "Mucha Lucha"
-Black-rat aka Keanon Woods, who drew up a familiar wolf TF and gave us the idea to do this silly thing
-Atariboy, who made this idea grow larger unknowingly with his love of WB Animation variations
-The fine folks at WAWA, who probably caffienated this script to some degree with their English Toffee 'chino
-And of course, to all you TF afficionatoes around the web, especially at the Dungeon of Female TFs...Fonzie, Havoc, She Hulk Fan, Marvelman, LoneBeatle and the rest, your works are genius and you will not be forgotten

Copyright 2005, a SAKK Production