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Bianca changed her shirt for the 3º time, her clothes were all on the floor, or on her bed, she looked the mirror.. light blue shirt, white skirt unbuttoned..
"shiit! i can't go like this! she will mock me forever!" she growled , and threw it on the floor,stroked her long blonde hair frustrated, looking her almost naked body in the mirror, swallowing, and sighing.. she couldn' t hide it anymore, she had got fat.
where a few weeks before was a wonderful 1,76 m tall and slim body, now she could just see that soft, and big round thing.. first her face, with the round chubby cheeks, and dumb expression, then her arms and legs, that had got real
Moleman9000's ERBS #3: Sally Acorn vs. Mega Man
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!
Turn up the Beat and crank up the Bass,
So I can Mega–bust a Cap–com in this royal brat's face!
I'll call up Rush, Auto, Eddie and Roll
For an assault that'll decimate your Knothole!
I have so many games, it's hard to keep tally,
While your show, Sally, never even got a real finale!
What am I even fighting you for? Where the Hell is Sonic?
He should be my opponent; you're not iconic!
The reasons I'm superior are too many to list;
In the original games, you don't f**king exist!
You're the Mary Sue creation of a
Riley and Sheen: First Date Disaster ~Oh the weather outside is frightful~
~But the fire is so delightful~
And since Sirius Flare has a crippling weakness to water, he has to stay inside while it comes aflood outside mount justice. The winds tore so vigorously and the onslaught of fat clusters of H2O could barely be heard through the thick sheets of steel and rock that encased the training grounds of many new heroes. If it had just been those subtle noises that revealed the presence of a rain storm, then Sheen would have been in for a shock. But no, it wasn't just that. Sheen had been here since yesterday. He had come in early yesterday morning to hook-up one of his gaming sys
HAVE SOME STUFF Mattie and Mako are Skyping eachother
Mako: Soo, Mattie, wanna come over tonight? Gray and her sister aren't gonna be home.
Mattie: Sure, what are we gonna do? :3
Mako: Oh, I'll give you a hint~ It has something to do with blankets and pillows~
Mattie: OH MY CATFISH
Mattie: WE'RE GONNA BUILD A FORT?! oUo
Mako: HELL YES!!!! >:3
Mako, Abz, Angie, Andry, Joanna, me and Mattie are all having a slumberparty in Abz's basement
Mako and Angie: *arguing*
Abz: I'm gonna put on music, then we shall dance and it shall be A PARTY!
Me: Hey, 9, guess what time it is!
Mattie: Party time, 10?
Little RP thing for me and Jinxy!Little RP thing for me and Jinxy!
I know you fancy A RP thingy, so I made this =P
Feel free to start whenever the heck you want |D With whatever the heck you want =P
Ima lazy bi-atch |D
(I had this random idea thingy if you'd like to find out too :meow:)
My Little SisterON DEVIANTART DOING MY USUAL THING WHILE LISTENING TO MUSIC AND WATCHING TV, ALL OF A SUDDEN MY SISTER COMES IN
SISTER: Whatcha dering??
ME: On DeviantArt lookin at pictures.
SIS: Oh ok, whatcha watching?
ME: Little Man
SIS: Really, I lo- what are you listening too?!?!
ME: A song.
SIS: I knew it that you were goth!!
SIS: Sis, you are listening to metal music.
ME: Its not metal, its rock.
SIS: So, your goth.
ME: Really, what goth looks at Disney Princesses.
SIS: You are still goth.
ME: I'M NOT GOTH!!!!!
SIS: Ssshhh!!! Its ok, I accept you gothness.
ME: Oh my gosh *FACEPLANT ON THE KEYBOARD*
SIS: *SHOUTED FROM HER ROOM* ONLY GOTH
MNIF,FF chapter 1 My Name Is Fletcher
My name is Fletcher, Ferb Fletcher.
I like to think of myself as a very normal teen. I have a pretty normal job. I am the publisher of The Daily Danville. It is the most popular newspaper on Danville island or should I say Danville city. I like NORMAL things like pop music (like Big Time Rush, I'm a boy-rusher) and good books. I always wear a suit and tie. I don't like to stand out in a crowd. When I order a pizza, I take it plain. No anchovies, please! I don't like loud classical music. I don't wear clothes with polka dots or stripes or BRIGHT COLOURS. And I will take a slice of Bland American cheese over a
Ask Sonic and FriendsMy newest fanfiction Ask Sonic and Friends
(This show’s purpose is for readers to ask their favorite Sonic characters questions that they have in mind. Please feel free to PM me some questions and I will most likely update the first actual show by tomorrow or Sunday depending on how many questions I get. I’ll need about more than 5. My OC Sapphire will get the show started so without further ado here is the first episode of Ask Sonic and Friends! Lazy title but whatever. This fic will be written in script form)
*Spotlight shines down on a large stage as the song “His World” begins to blast out loud. 5 empty seats all
Stupid AnswerIN MY ENGLISH CLASS, DOING MY WORK, AND I OVERHEAR A CONVERSATION BETWEEN FRIENDS
GIRL: Do you have any pets?
BOY #1: Yea, I got a rabbit.
BOY #2: I got a dog.
GIRL: Awwww, do you sleep with it?
BOY #2: I do, it sleeps right on my bed.
BOY #1: I don't I leave it outside.
GIRL: What if it runs away?
BOY #1: Its not because I got it in a cage.
GIRL: *GASP* Do you have it chained up?!?!?
BOY #2: Oh my gosh!!!
BOY #1: *FACEPALM* Yes, thats how he learns if it tries to run away. Its going to hop itself to death.
GIRL: OH MY GOSH REALLY!!!!
BOY #1: NOOO!!!
BOY #2: Gosh, your so dumb.
SHWWD 13Me: Anybody gonna go see if he broke his spine?
nameless: Nah, he'll be fine.
Squeek: KITTY! *Runs down the stairs*
Me: Welp. I'm gonna go sleep now, I think spending too much time around you freaks is hurting my sanity.
Nameless: you say that as if you're the sane one.
Asora: Wait a minute, did you two just speak to eachother?
Me: Oh fuck, somebody delete that conversation!
~Cherry: Peace, motherfuckers. I needed to put in filler that wasn't the forth wall somewhere. Back to shipping~
Darren: ALRIGHT, WHO BROKE THE FOURTH WALL THIS TIME?
Me: Who do you think? Maybe the bitch that writes this? The non-blonde one?
~Squeek: I'm not blonde in real life! *Pouts*
~Cherry: Go bleach your hair.
~Squeek: It won't work.
~Cherry: I'll fucking make it work. I swear on my love for ImmortalFox.
Me: ADVANCING THE PLOT NOW. *Walks upstairs* I'm tired as fuck.
Darren: Because you know, I know stuff about the shit you keep in your lab.
Nameless: You look better as a chick anyways...*Gets closer t
Dynamic Dork Daily #2 - Game and DorkDynamic Dork Daily #2
Location: Taylor residence, Dork Fort
Scenario: It’s Game Night for the Dynamic Dorks, and it’s Blaze’s turn to host. They play Fruit Ninja until they come up with an idea of their own…
cue Blaze in the Dork Fort hooking up the Xbox 360; a few minutes later, his friends arrive
Blaze: Great to see you, mates! Now, who’s ready for Game Night?
(All the guys cheer)
Atti: The girls have their night out, and we have a night in! Aw, yeah! ;)
Blaze: So, what do you want to play first?
Marco: I’m thinking –
Sunny: FRUIT NINJA!! :psychotic:
Marco: I was going to s
Info on Faith Anna LeLeirName: Faith Anna Leleir (Previously: Fay Anari)
Personality/characteristics: Faith is a quiet, level headed girl who likes to think before taking action. In her past life she was shy and distant from most, but eventually opened up. Her personality hasn't really changed, however some things have. She is slow to trust someone and will often mock or pick fights with people she is actually interested in. Due to previous events she is now very hard at trusting people.
Appearance: Faith has long hair that stops at the middle of her back. Her hair is white in color and has black highlights. Her eyes are sky blue. She usually wears her "Holy army att
Fortune in Numbers Chapter 1"What act of possible stupidity are you trying to pull off now?!",Shadow demanded."Well ex-cuse me Shadow!I'm just trying to think of stuff for my birthday party!",the answer was shot back by G.U.N's least favorite technopath.Her brown eyes glared at the hedgehog before her."And since I really don't know your birthday,I was gonna have it the same day as mine!",Riley added."What?",Shadow asked,confused.
"You know,we'll both have a birthday party!On the same day,same time,same place.You'll be turning fifty-something,and I'll be about....Silver's age!Maybe.I forget.",Riley said."I would too I was dropped on my head.",Shadow muttered.Riley slapp
Get in the Basket! - CleverbotUser: You know your a leprechaun when you crave to clean gold.
Cleverbot: No, I was not aware of that. I don't really believe in leprechauns though...
User: So you don't believe in yourself then?
Cleverbot: Hop in my car, let's go to Burger King.
User: But I'm not hungry.
Cleverbot: But you said you were hungry.
User: No I didn't.
Cleverbot: I told you I was hungry, and you said, 'Me too.'.
User: Nope. That wasn't me. It was a leprechaun.
Cleverbot: It wasn't a pun.
User: I said, 'LEPRECHAUN' not 'PUN'.
Cleverbot: You're 'feelings' are irrelevant to me.
User: Well, that's nice to know.... NOT!
Hagakure orders a pizzaPizza Guy [PG] joined chat.
Yasuhiro Hagakure [SHSLFT] joined chat.
PG: delivery for a yasuhiro hagakure
SHSLFT: Haha cool!!
SHSLFT: Free pizza is a divine sign, right?
PG: not free?
PG: 13 bucks yo
SHSLFT: I never ordered that, though!
PG: ...yeah you did
SHSLFT: Wait, what's on it pizza guy-chi?
SHSLFT: Simple, but it soothes the soul.
PG: 13 bucks
SHSLFT: How about I trade you a fortune for that pizza?
PG: ....a fortune?
SHSLFT: My readings are at most 30% accurate.
PG: ((oh god i just figured out who you are))
SHSLFT: (Ahh yeah)
SHSLFT: (dang ronps crew)
PG: you sure you don't got cash man
I wonder if you're enjoying
the curvature of her back.
The spine, a row of ossified crowns
crowded and curved around that defining neural superhighway;
that extension cord,
adventurously connecting the visceral
to the peripheral.
The horseshoe crab vertebrae
scuttle to break through skin at your touch;
a defining shiver.
I see your hands
around the rounded hills of her shoulders.
Scapulae jutting out with the extremity of the bend,
like a chicken's wings.
And the bands of these dorsal muscles
stand up like wings,
cast shadows in the dimples of the pelvis that she lifts;
that will fold o
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